4. The Security Dog?
Likely Camera: iPhone
Where Sold: Amazon, Walmart, Apple Store. Range: $500–1,200*
Despite the title, this black cat "earned" a post as a security dog. With that firm gaze, nonsense will not pass—especially from canines.

Reddit: The Security Dog? @The Security Dog?
It went viral for its polished, shareable look. Real badge or not, he embraces the role.